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Monday, January 16, 2006

Quality Toons

Prologue:

A few days back, we had a Quality related banner competition in our company. The theme was to highlight a few of the Quality related buzz words. I made a cartoon series which connected all these terms .

Needless to say, I never got selected for the top slots. Nevertheless, thought of sharing it with you all.

(Note that the images were taken from different web sites ( thanks to Google), and then modified based on my needs. In case any of these infringes the copyrights , please ignore it , or let me know ... and I will ignore it !)

The storyboard goes thus:
There is a mid-air accident due to which a plane is about to crash. Note the reaction of the crew and passengers and finally ....

read on ....

1. Defect Prevention:




QA took care of the bugs in the software, but this is a typical case of "bird in the hardware"!!!

2. Client value Addition:

This plane is about to crash. To assist our left ones serve your loved ones better, please fill up the feedback form and drop it in the black box!
Thank you,
The Pilot.

3. Productivity Improvement:

Please do not disturb, my project deadline is more important than mine.

4. Risk management:



Now you know why I always keep a backup, son.

And thus they lived happily ever after ... thanks to the Quality processes followed!

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Quotes for the Day

1. ' (Single Quote)
2. " (Double Quote)

Hope this is enough for spoiling your Day!

Monday, January 02, 2006

A Zero

I created this blog a year ago but never got started. But I had to start some day... I needed a reason ... and what better than a New Year Resolution ( 800 X 600 or maybe 1024 X 768 ???).
Yes, it has begun...
You are in an "Inverse Matrix"...
And here, everyone is "A ZERO" ( Inverse of "THE ONE" !!! ).
Now that you have entered it .... there is no "ESC" ... nor will "F1" be of any help ...
On a serious note, since I personally don't like reading (and writing) long stories ... I will try to include short stories or one liners (original quotes or PJs).
Make sure you give your Invaluable comments to "moti"vate me ... or Unvaluable comments to "patli"vate me (if u dislike it)!
For a comparatively sane site ( having my original poems) , you can visit :
http://www.kaViVek.blogspot.com
(Read as Kavi + Vivek )

P.S.
Copying any of the contents of this blog WITH prior permission of the blogger is totally illegal ... so do so without anyone knowing it ... however, just make sure you visit a psychiatrist if u do so !!!